Josh's GRUESOME Recipe

Squid wedding cake

Things you need:

·         Shark poo

·         40 lemons

·         x26 yellow fin tuna hearts

·         10 Jelly tentacles

·         MELTED poket CHOCOLATE

·         3 KNIFES

·         10 PACKS OF CHOCOLATE CAKE

·         10 jELLY FISH TENTACLES

·         SHARK GUTS

·         X5 SQUID EYES

·         X4 2.25 COKE

iNSTRUCTIONS

sTEP 1. bAKE 10 CAKES THEN STAB 3 KNIFES IN THE BOTTOM LAYER

STEP 2. PUT THE SQUID EYES ON TOP WITH THE jELLY FISH TENTACLES.

STEP 3. SQUEEZE 40 LEMONS ON TOP of the cake, pour COKE in mixture.

STEP 4. Add THE rest of ingredients into the mixture, mix until smooth.

STEP 5. PuT IN OVEN FOR 10 MINUTES.

warning THIS MIght KILL YOU!!!

Jess P's Frog Leg Drink

Frog leg drink

Purpose: frog legs will stick out of your neck.

Ingredients:

·    4g grass.

·    1.5L Vampire blood

·    1 cup Cat fur

·    2g butter.

Instructions:

1.                 Get a blender.

2.                 Kill a frog and cut off its legs.

3.                 Put legs in blender and pour vampire blood in.

4.                 Get 4g of grass and put it in the blender.

5.                 Get 2g of butter and put it in the blender.

6.                 Push the button on the blender and it will mix around.

7.                 Take the lid off it and pour it in a cup.

8.                 Kill a wild cat and pluck its fur out.

9.                 Sprinkle fur on top of drink.

10.            There you have it a frog leg drink.

DANGER

Frog legs will stick out of your neck.

Jess B's Wiggly Worm Sundae

Wiggly worm sundae

Purpose: it will clean your throat

Ingredients:

·       Cow poo toppings

·       1 cup of grass

·       20 worms

·       1 cup of vomit

·       1 cup of snail shells

·       Some Human blood

·         A glass ice cream

Instructions

   

1.     Get a glass from the cupboard and put it on the bench.

2.     Get some ice cream out of the freezer and put it in the glass.

3.     Get some human vomit put it in the glass with the ice cream

4.     Grab  some snail shells and smash them up with a knife

5.     Grab the worms out of the garden and put them on the ice cream.

6.     Go to a paddock and get some cow poo and put it on the ice cream.

7.     Pick some grass from outside and

spiking it over the ice cream.

8.     Cut our thumb and squeezes over the ice cream.

9.     Then it is done and you can eat it 

                                                      

Haka's Brain Soup

Brain soup

Purpose: you ground tall

Ingredients:

A brain

Three cups of sugar

Instructions:

1 chop Frankenstein brain up.

2 make sure you chopped it so it’s in squares.

3 Add three cups of sugar

4 Put it on to a clean tray

5 Put it on 150 degrees

6 Put the oven on fan bake

7 Now put the tray into the oven

8 in 15 minutes pull the tray out of the oven and you can eat it

Ben's Fox Stew

Fox stew

Purpose: This Stew will make you invisible!

Ingredients:

2 eye balls

1 book

1 fox

2 snail

1 zombie foot

3 rotton carrots

2 eels

Instructions:

1.    Get 2 eye balls and put in a big bowl.

2.    Put in a book in the bowl.

3.    Cut up the fox with the 3 rotten carrots, add them to the bowl

4.    Get 2 eels and cut them in to squares and put in the bowl.

5.    Add 1 zombie foot and a snail in the bowl, mix altogether.

6.    Cook in the oven for 310 minutes.   

7.    Serve in a bowl with a spoon.

Aishlyn's GRUESOME Recipe

Cow pooh drinks

Purpose: to make your teeth shine

Ingredients:

·       2 cow pooh

·       5 handfuls of grass

·       2 grams chocolate

·       20 lemons

·       2 cups icing sugar

·       1 cup of white sugar

·       50 grams butter

Steps:

1.    Get a cup and squeeze the lemon juice out into the cup

2.     Smash the chocolate with a hammer and put in the microwave for 40 seconds

3.    Once it is melted put 2 cups of icing sugar

4.    Mix it well

5.    Get some butter and white sugar. Mix them together until it looks creamy

6.    Get 5 handfuls of grass and put in with melted chocolate

7.    Mix them all together

8.    Poor it in with the butter and sugar

9.    Mix them all together

10.           Put in the microwave for 40 minutes

11.           Get it out of the microwave

12.           Put in 2 cow poohs and mix in with others

13.           Here you are cow pooh drinks!

Our Instructional Writing...

We have been busy learning all about writing to instruct (writing to tell someone how to do something). We have had an exciting few weeks learning about the correct sequencing, and how to write instructions that are specific and clear for other people to successfully complete the task.

We have had lots of fun writing instructions and then testing if we were successul in writing specifically and clearly. We wrote instructions about how to make a pizza and we all were very successful in this exercise when we made the pizzas they all turned out PERFECTLY!

We then wrote our own instructions about designing our own face masks. Once again, this activity was fantastic, we were all so motivated and engaged the whole class produced some amazing writing. We then got to create our masks following  our instructions... look out very soon for pieces of our writing.

Then our last activity was something very fun, creative and funny! We decided to write more recipes... but just not your everyday chocolate cake, banana milkshake recipes... we decided to write GRUESOME RECIPES. These have been great to share and definitly get a few laughs out of everyone... these also will be published online soon.