Room 6 @ Leamington School

Chocolate MOO Cake - By Natalie

Chocolate moo cake

What we need:

One scup of mud

One scup of grass

A chocolate cake

A shrunken cow

Instructions:

1.put cake on tray

2.brack a hole in the middle and put the cow in

3.cover the hole with mud

4.stick grass on cake

5.Put in oven for 40 mins

Enjoy your mooing

MIkayla's Eyeball Drink

EYEBALL DRINK

You will need…

Purpose: gets germs out of teeth

v 10 cups of grass

v 2 catpoos

v 20 lemons

v Dirt

v 20 grams of milk

v 1 whole bottle of fizzy

v Dog’s eyes

v String

Instructions:

1. Grab a glass and grate up all 20 lemons and tip them in the glass

2. Add 2 scoops of dirt

3. Kill a dog and pick the eyes out

4. Put in the eyeballs in the cup

5. Add 20gr of butter into the cup

6. Mix the mixture

7. Get 10 cups of grass, put half in each cup

8. Take out the popper –a-scooper and get 2 catpoos

9. Put in the poo and mix

10. Put the string on top

11. Measure 30gr of icing sugar and poor into cup

12. Put in fizzy

There you have it an eyeball drink

Danger-gives you diarrhea

Keenan's GRUESOME Recipe

GRUESOME RECIPE

Ingredients: purpose: to get rid of your farts

· 2 lemons

· Cream

· 5 cow guts

· 2 duck becks

· Possum hair

· 2 fairy wings

· Lettuce

· Tomato vomit

Instruction

1. Cook vomit for twenty mins.

2. Pull a cup out and put cream in.

3. Pull out vomit when cooked and put on top of cream.

4. Put fairy wings in. put 2 tomato’s on and on UN chopped lemon.

5. Put becks and guts on.

6. Put rest of cream on in a swirl.

7. Squueze rest of lemon on top

Josh's GRUESOME Recipe

Squid wedding cake

Things you need:

· Shark poo

· 40 lemons

· x26 yellow fin tuna hearts

· 10 Jelly tentacles

· MELTED poket CHOCOLATE

· 3 KNIFES

· 10 PACKS OF CHOCOLATE CAKE

· 10 jELLY FISH TENTACLES

· SHARK GUTS

· X5 SQUID EYES

· X4 2.25 COKE

iNSTRUCTIONS

sTEP 1. bAKE 10 CAKES THEN STAB 3 KNIFES IN THE BOTTOM LAYER

STEP 2. PUT THE SQUID EYES ON TOP WITH THE jELLY FISH TENTACLES.

STEP 3. SQUEEZE 40 LEMONS ON TOP of the cake, pour COKE in mixture.

STEP 4. Add THE rest of ingredients into the mixture, mix until smooth.

STEP 5. PuT IN OVEN FOR 10 MINUTES.

warning THIS MIght KILL YOU!!!

Jess P's Frog Leg Drink

Frog leg drink

Purpose: frog legs will stick out of your neck.

Ingredients:

· 4g grass.

· 1.5L Vampire blood

· 1 cup Cat fur

· 2g butter.

Instructions:

1. Get a blender.

2. Kill a frog and cut off its legs.

3. Put legs in blender and pour vampire blood in.

4. Get 4g of grass and put it in the blender.

5. Get 2g of butter and put it in the blender.

6. Push the button on the blender and it will mix around.

7. Take the lid off it and pour it in a cup.

8. Kill a wild cat and pluck its fur out.

9. Sprinkle fur on top of drink.

10. There you have it a frog leg drink.

DANGER

Frog legs will stick out of your neck.

Jess B's Wiggly Worm Sundae

Wiggly worm sundae

Purpose: it will clean your throat

Ingredients:

· Cow poo toppings

· 1 cup of grass

· 20 worms

· 1 cup of vomit

· 1 cup of snail shells

· Some Human blood

· A glass ice cream

Instructions

1. Get a glass from the cupboard and put it on the bench.

2. Get some ice cream out of the freezer and put it in the glass.

3. Get some human vomit put it in the glass with the ice cream

4. Grab some snail shells and smash them up with a knife

5. Grab the worms out of the garden and put them on the ice cream.

6. Go to a paddock and get some cow poo and put it on the ice cream.

7. Pick some grass from outside and

spiking it over the ice cream.

8. Cut our thumb and squeezes over the ice cream.

9. Then it is done and you can eat it