Keenan's GRUESOME Recipe

GRUESOME RECIPE                        

Ingredients:                                                        purpose:   to get rid of your farts

·         2 lemons

·         Cream

·         5 cow guts

·         2 duck becks

·         Possum hair

·         2 fairy wings

·         Lettuce

·         Tomato vomit

  Instruction

1.       Cook vomit for twenty mins.

2.       Pull a cup out and put cream in.

3.       Pull out vomit when cooked and put on top of cream.

4.       Put fairy wings in. put 2 tomato’s on and on UN chopped lemon.

5.       Put becks and guts on.

6.       Put rest of cream on in a swirl.

7.       Squueze rest of lemon on top