Grasshopper and Eyeball Pizza - By Rowan

how to make grasshopper and eyeball pizza

Purpose:

The grasshoppers and eyeballs will give you proteins.

Ingredients:

16 grasshoppers (dead),

48 eyeballs (from a cat),

16 grams of cow poo,

32 grams of moldy cheese,

And a pizza base.

 Instructions:

1.             Get a pizza base and smother cow-poo on it.

2.            Put 4 grams of grated moldy cheese on each eighth of the pizza.

3.            Put 4 grasshoppers on each eighth of the pizza.

4.            Get 48 cat eyeballs and put 6 on each eighth of the pizza.

5.            Then cut out eight slices and make sure each slice has 6 cat eyeballs, 4 grams of cow poo and 4 dead grasshoppers on it.

6.            Take it to the oven and bake for 20 minutes.

7.            Take out of the oven and enjoy.