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Thursday, 7 June 2012

MIkayla's Eyeball Drink


EYEBALL DRINK

You will need…

Purpose: gets germs out of teeth 

v  10 cups of grass

v  2 catpoos

v  20 lemons

v  Dirt

v  20 grams of milk

v  1 whole bottle of fizzy

v  Dog’s eyes

v  String

Instructions:

1. Grab a glass and grate up all 20 lemons and tip them in the glass

2. Add 2 scoops of dirt

3. Kill a dog and pick the eyes out

4. Put in the eyeballs in the cup

5. Add 20gr of butter into the cup

6. Mix the mixture

7. Get 10 cups of grass, put half in each cup

8. Take out the popper –a-scooper and get 2 catpoos

9. Put in the poo and mix

10. Put the string on top

11. Measure 30gr of icing sugar and poor into cup

12. Put in fizzy

There you have it an eyeball drink

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